Lockeford Football League
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2023 All LFL Team
Regular Season Points Included
2023 LFL MVP: Christian McCaffery- Pride of Cucamonga
First Team
QB- Josh Allen- HSC (358.95)
RB- Christian McCaffery- POC (324.60)
RB- Raheem Mostert-POC (243.10)
WR- Tyreek Hill-TC (274.20)
WR- Cee Dee Lamb- SWK (250.85)
TE- Sal LaPorta- BNP (169.70)
F- Keenan Allen- CVV (225.35)
F- A.J. Brown- BGD (218.90)
K- Brandon Aubrey- BGD (149)
D- Dallas- IFM (153)
Second Team
QB- Jalen Hurts- TC (346.95)
RB- Travis Etienne- TC (212.80)
RB- Rachaad White-POC (201.30)
WR- Mike Evans-PW (206.70)
WR-Amon Ra St. Brown- BNP (205.80)
TE- T.J. Hockenson- IFM (163.70)
F- Ja'Marr Chase- HSC (200.45)
F- D.J. Moore- BNP (200.45)
K- Dustin Hopkins- SWK (137)
D- Baltimore- IFM (141)
The Lockeford Football League has been in existence since the early 1990s. Over nearly three decades, team managers have come and gone, but the Lockeford Football League has carried on.
20 TD RB's Lead Pride of Cucamonga to the Top Seed.
Kamara, Allen Lead Chula Viagras to 2020 LFL Title.
The Chula Vista Viagras claimed their first Lockeford Football League championship since 2009. Viagras QB Josh Allen (35.5 points) threw 4 touchdown passes and Alvin Kamara (53.2 points) crossed the goal line six times as the Viagras coasted to a 147.90-106.90 victory against Draft Dodger Don. The dynamic duo of Kamara and Allen scored 145.35 points in the playoffs. Kamara's record day (top scoring performance in 2020 and second highest total in the last six years) was too much for the Dons to overcome, who were led by their RB's David Johnson, Jonathan Taylor, and David Montgomery scoring a combined total of 63.4 points. The loss ended Draft Dodger Don's four game win streak, while the Viagras ended their championship run with their own four game winning streak.
Draft Dodger Don dominates Round 1, moves on to LFL Title Game to face Chula Vista Viagras
Draft Dodger Don wrapped up a berth in the Lockeford Bowl, beating 45 is King 147.25-90.95. DDD was not hurt by QB Jared Goff's 19.35 point game or Cam Akers's gimpy ankle. David Montgomery (28.2), Jonathan Taylor (15.5), DeAndre Hopkins (23.0) and Calvin Ridley (22.3) combined to carry the Dons to their first title game since.
In the other playoff game, the Chula Vista Viagras coasted to a 106.85-69.20 win against Love Conquers Hate. The Viagras coasted to victory after QB Josh Allen scored 41.25 points on Saturday night.
2020 REGULAR SEASON ENDS. LFL DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR.
Willis Division Champ 45 is King Claims Number 1 Seed in Playoffs
Chula Vista Viagras Stand Tall, Wins Bryant Young Division and Number 2 LFL Seed
Love Conquers Hate: Number Three Playoff Seed
Draft Dodger Don Nabs Last Playoff Spot, Wins Three Straight to get in
45 is King- Season Recap
Despite losing their last two games, 45 is King won the Patrick Willis Division and earned the top seed in the 2020 Lockeford Football League Playoffs.
After starting the season 1-2, 45 is King had a six game winning streak and won eight of their next nine games.
Team MVP/Best Draft Pick: WR Davante Adams
45 is King drafted Davante Adams with the 11th overall pick. Adams finished as the #2 WR despite missing two games and scored over 20 points five times.
Luckiest Win: In week 11, 45 is King defeated Draft Dodger Don 92.40-81.25. With this score, 45 is King would have lost to 8 other teams.
Unluckiest Loss: Love Conquers Hate defeated 45 is King 119.20-112.45 in week 2
Chula Vista Viagras-Season Recap
With a 9-5 regular season record, Chula Vista Viagras clinched the Bryant Young Division title and enters the 2020 Lockeford Football League Playoffs as the number 2 overall seed.
The Viagras were one of the most consistent teams in the LFL, scoring under 95 points only twice. They were also the streakiest team. The Viagras were hard to beat at the start of the season, winning their first three, then losing two, winning two, losing two. The Viagras were stiff at the end of the season, winning four of their last five and scoring over 100 points in each of those wins.
Team MVP/Best Draft Pick: Viagras QB is the firm choice for team MVP. Allen really elevated his game this year, finishing as the fourth highest scoring QB. Allen, a 7th round pick, put up thirty or more points six times this season.
Luckiest Win: The Viagras scored more than 95 points in each victory. It is hard to find a lucky win. They did come back against Love Conquers Hate in week 6 on a long touchdown run by Kenyan Drake in the last two minutes on Monday night.
Unluckiest Loss: In week 4, the Viagras scored 107.70 points, but lost to Prestige Worldwide. The Viagras would have beat eight other teams.
Love Conquers Hate Season Recap
Love Conquers Hate started the 2020 season with a four game winning streak and had a two game win streak at the end of the season, claiming the third seed in the playoffs.
Luckiest Win: In a low scoring week, Love Conquers Hate defeated Hugo Chavez 88.3-75.35.
Unluckiest loss: Love Conquers Hate had two straight unfortunate losses. In week 11, Love lost to Prestige Worldwide 97.9-97.85. The following week, Liz is NOT president took out Love 106.15-106 after a Thursday stat correction.
Team MVP: Patrick Mahomes, Love's first round draft pick, was the #2 overall quarterback in the regular season. Mahomes had 6 games with 30+ points, including two where he scored more than 40.
Will Fuller, the 75th overall pick, was a top WR until he was suspended for performance enhancing drugs. Fuller scored 29.10 on Thanksgiving and then was sent home for the season.
Draft Dodger Don-Season Recap
Draft Dodger Don got hot at the right time, winning their last three games while other teams could not get a needed win, earning the fourth and final spot in the LFL playoffs. After a five game losing streak where the Draft Dodgers didnt score more than 88 points, DDD knocked off three division foes in route to a 7-7 finish beating four other teams in a tie breaker.
Luckiest Win: Draft Dodger Don beat Casa Curry 89.55-71.35 in Week 6. DDD would have lost to seven other teams that week.
Unluckiest Loss:
Team MVP: RB's David Montgomery (44.6) and Jonathan Taylor (48) averaged more than 20 points a week, in DDD's week 14 playoff clincing win and in Week 15's playoff victory.
2009- Season Recap
The Lockeford Football League had ten teams in 2009.
The Chula Vista Viagras (Benjamin) defeated the congrats benny (brad) 112.65-105 to capture the 2009 Lockeford Football League Championship. Aaron Rodgers led the way for the Viagras, while waiver wire pick up Jerome Harrison rushed for 434 yards and scored four touchdowns in the playoffs and championship game. For the runner up congrats benny, RB Chris Johnson ran for 2006 yards and scored 14 TD's.
Season Standings
Montana Division
Chula Vista Viagras (Benny)* 12-2
Effen Midgets (Michael T) * 8-6
Loser (Michael L) 6-8
Show Me Your TD's (Casey) 5-9
Joshie's Bears (Greg) 1-13 (Toilet Seat)
Lott Division
Congrats Benny (Brad)* 9-5
E-A-G-L-E-S E-A-G-L-E-S! (Jeff)* 9-5
Montana to Rice (Mark) 8-6
Third Times a Charm (Matt) 6-8
Protect my House (Dan) 6-8
Playoffs
Chula Vista Viagras defeat Effen Midgets 132.75-81.85
Congrats Benny defeats E-A-G-L-E-S E-A-G-L-E-S! 110.25-76.20
Lockeford Bowl
Chula Vista Viagras defeat Congrats Benny 112.65- 105
2010-Season Recap
The Lockeford Football League was a ten team league in 2010. Nuthead won its first LFL title
Season Standings
Montana Division (North)
Nuthead (Scott)* 9-5
CRAP!!!! (Jeff) 8-6
No More (Greg) 7-7
I HATE THIS GAME (Michael) 6-8
Bobo's Botos (Ben) 5-9
Lott Division (South)
Hurt Maclin and AP (Matt)* 12-2
Con Cussin (Mark)* 9-5
You're Welcome (Dan)* 8-6
7th Place? BAM? (Brad) 6-8
Big Bad Bears (Alan) 0-14
Playoffs
Hurt Maclin and AP defeats You're Welcome 72.55-64.35
Nuthead defeats Con cussin 105.45-93.45
Lockeford Bowl
Nuthead defeasts Hurt Maclin and AP 122.25-99.55
2011 Season Recap
Regular Season Standings
Montana Division (North)
Captain Ivan Drago (Ben)* 11-3
Nuthead (Scott) 6-8
No Johnson No Forte (Michael) 6-8
Hello Austria (Greg) 6-8
idontgivearatsass (Jeff) 5-9
Lott Division (South)
Come and Take It (Dan)* 12-2
Hindsight (Phil)* 8-6
Stafford Infection (Matt)* 7-7
I am Dead Meat (Mark) 5-9
Peaking Too Late (Brad) 4-10
Playoffs
Stafford Infection (4) defeats Come and Take It (1) 136.65-106.55
Captain Ivan Drago (2) defeats Hindsight (3) 107.40-101.75
Lockeford Bowl
Stafford Infection defeats Captain Ivan Drago 114.75-109.65